Mario & Kirby: The Return of King Wart
Dialogue Script Written by: Fredrik Nilsson

Mabel: That's right. It's Bowser. The unstoppable force of destruction. He's a pushover for you to stop the monster.

Bowser: Why you…!!! Don't you dare call me "pushover"!

Mabel: His power is unstoppable. His hatred is supreme.
If he keeps going with his evil plans… the universe is in trouble.

Bowser: That's right. But I'm going to shut your big mouth right now!

Samo: Hey, big turtle.

Bowser: Huh?

Samo: Don't you dare to punch Mabel, if you know what's good for you!

Bowser: Get lost!

Samo: Ow. That hurts.

Bowser: That's right. And it's more hurts if you taste my fists of rage!

Mabel: Samo! No!

Tiff: Get out of there!

Kirby: Poyo!!!

Mario: Hey, Bowser! Leave the Cappies alone!

Tiff: He's strong!

Kirby: Poyo.

Mario: Hiyaaaah!

Bowser: Why you little runt!

Mario: What are you doing here, you bad breathing turtle skull?

Bowser: Isn't that obvious? I came here for my revenge to kill you!

Mario: Mama mia… You'll never learn, aren't you?

Bowser: GIAAAAH!!!

Mario: Huh?

Tiff: It's King Dedede!

Mario: King Dedede?

King Dedede: What? Don't tell me you don't know who I am?

Escargoon: How dare you? Just address him as His Majesty!

Mario: Ok?

King Dedede: Your red clothes, black moustache and red hat… you are… Mario?

Mario: That's-a me!

Escargoon: It's you! Did you come to Dreamland without permission?!

Mario: What are you talking about?

King Dedede: To trespassing my kingdom is strictly crime against me. Those who dare trespassing Dreamland will get a death note.

Tiff: Speak to yourself, Dedede.

Kirby: Poyo.

Escargoon: Look, your majesty. Those fools trying to help that plumber.

Dedede: Silence, silence, silence!!! I'm not talking to you, girly!!!

Mario: And what are you going to do now, when I get a death note?

Dedede: I will smash you with my mallet!!! Taste the power of King Dedede!!!

Mayor Len: Your majesty! Don't!!!

King Dedede: Eh?! Who are you?!

Bowser: You idiot! I'm the one who will kill Mario!

King Dedede: It's none of your business!

Bowser: It's now! I'm the king of the Koopas, King Bowser!
And you will bow the knee for me!

Escargoon: Is he king of the koopas?!

King Dedede: King of the Koopas?! How dare you? I'm the greatest king of this village and Dreamland: King Dedede!!!

Bowser: So what? I'm better king than you!

Dedede: No! I'm the better than you!

Mario: (They start to fight each others. Great. Which one I have to fight first?)

Tiff: Bowser and Dedede quarrel about who is the king. That's ridicolous.

Kirby: Poyo.

Mabel: I didn't predict about that quarrel.

Mayor Len: Say, Chief Borun. Will you stop their quarrel?

Chief Borun: No. I thought you stop them, because you're the mayor.

Mayor Len: No no, you're the police. And your job is to stop their quarrel.

Chief Borun: No no no, this is the mayor's job!

Mayor Len: No no no, this is the police's job!

Chief Borun: No no no, this is the mayor's job!

Mayor Len: No no no… This is something the police chief has to deal with…

Sato: *Sigh* Boys. They don't know when they decided.

Hana: Yep. I wish I'll decide this mess.

Kawasaki: No worries. With my special super hot curry, then can chill out in no time.

Mario: Wait! They are not in mood to eat!

Bowser: I got lots of soldiers to conquer the universe.

Dedede: Shut up! I have 12500 Waddle Dees to get rid all of my enemies.

Kawasaki: Want some my super hot curry, my gentlemen?

Bowser and Dedede: Get lost!

Kawasaki: Eeeeh!

Mayor Len: Kawasaki!

Kawasaki: Wow… They got their fists of curry… Good night…

Tuff: What's going on?

Luigi: Oh no! It's Bowser!

Tuff: And there's King Dedede!

Luigi: Oh boy! The king! I'm-a coming, King Dedede!!!

Tuff: Luigi! Wait!!!

Mario: Luigi!

Tiff: What's he going?

Kirby: Poyo?

Luigi: King Dedede! Here I come! I came to protect you!!!

King Dedede: Huh?! Who's that?

Bowser: AAAH! It's Green Stache!!!

Luigi: That's SUPER LUIGI to you!!!

Escargoon: Oh no!

Luigi: Ow. That hurts.

Escargoon: Watch it when you landing, pal.

Luigi: Eh? The snail talking?

Escargoon: Huh? The guy with green clothes…

Escargoon: GIAAH! IT'S WEEGEE!!!

Luigi: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THE SNAIL CAN REALLY TALK!!!

Luigi: And my name is Luigi! And don't you forget it!!!

Escargoon: Sure I won't. But to trespassing my kingdom is strictly crime against King Dedede! You are not welcome in this place!!!

Luigi: What do you mean? We're here because of that dark hole!

Escargoon: Liar! There's no dark hole here!

Tiff: Dark hole?

Mario: There's lots of explanation here. But we can tell you later.

Bowser: Hmmm… That's not Kammy's magic. Whatever it is, that sounds really dangerous. So that's why Mario Bros are here.

Dedede: Dark hole…?

Luigi: Anyway, is that King Dedede?

Escargoon: That's him. Why?

Luigi: FINALLY!!!

Escargoon: Hey!

Luigi: Dedede, your greatness!!!

Dedede: Eh? What are you doing?

Luigi: I'm so excited to meet the most powerful king like you! You protect the villagers from those nasty monsters.

Dedede: Okay?

Luigi: And you are the greatest hero of Dreamland all the time!

Dedede: Eh?!

Luigi: Well, not to make Kirby jealous, but you are really cool, awesome, strong and brave king! And look on your hammer! It looks so strong!

Kirby: Poyo?

Mario: Mama Mia. Luigi is a fanboy for King Dedede.

Tiff: But you see, King Dedede is not a good guy.

Mario: Huh?

Tuff: Hey! Luigi! Stay away from Dedede! He's a evil king!

Luigi: What? He's not.

Dedede: So... you want to know how strong my hammer is.

Luigi: Yeah!

Dedede: Very well. HERE YOU GO!!!

Luigi: YIAAAAH!!! Ouff!!!

Mayor Len: Oh well... Luigi don't know how much strong His Majesty is.

Chief Borun: King Dedede is more violent than ever this time. I have to arrest him alongside with the turtle monster.

Mayor Len: I agreed. They beat Kawasaki with their fists of steel.

Hana: Hey! What's that?

Kammy: Your majesty! This village is to big for me.

Bowser: It's about time, Kammy.

Dedede: And who is this old hag?

Kammy: HOW DARE YOU?! I'm the most beautiful koopa in the Bowser Kingdom, Kammy Koopa!

Dedede: So what?

Escargoon: Oh great…

Luigi: Ow... I don't-a get it. Why did he hit me?

Tiff: You see, Luigi. Dedede is a terrible ruler. And only cares about himself.

Luigi: huh?

Tuff: Yeah! He order the Demon Beasts from a place called Nightmare Enterprises
and uses them to terrorize Cappy Town plus Dreamland and try to destroy Kirby.

Escargoon: Keep your mouth shut, you little blabber mouth!

Luigi: Really? Is King Dedede a terrible ruler and Demon Beast user?!

Tuff: Exactly.

Luigi: THERE'S NO WAY THAT KING CAN DO BAD THINGS!!!

Mario: Oh well, another villian, another problem for us.

Escargoon: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!

King Dedede: So, that little boy dare insult me. I won't forgive him for that.

Bowser: You deserve it.

King Dedede: Shut up.

Tiff: Listen, Mario. King Dedede's hammer is more stronger than elephant.

Mario: Thanks for warning. Then I have to dodge it.

Luigi: Hey! What in the name of Julius Caesar are you…?!

Tuff: Hush! We're planning a stragety to beat both Bowser and Dedede down.

Luigi: Sorry.

Mario: Is Dedede's hammer so strong?

Tiff: Yes. He sometimes can miss. But he can other attacks like I never don't know.

Mario: Don't worry. I keep my eyes on him.

Tiff: That's good.

Mario: And let's-a talk about Bowser. He's the king of the koopas. He's my arch enemy. He kidnap Princess Peach many times.

Tiff: Princess? Have Mushroom Kingdom the princess?!

Mario: Yep.

Tiff: Really?! That's so wonderful.

Mario: And I'm-a saved her from Bowser's claws and ruin his evil plans.

Kirby: Poyo. <(^.^)>

Mario: Bowser can spit his Fire Breath to burn his enemies.

Tiff: Can Bowser spit his fire breath?!

Luigi: Yep, as usual.

Tuff: He's kind of dragon or something.

Mario: But that's not all. His shell is harder than diamond. And it have sharp spikes on it. He can spin with his shell to climb and tackle in the combat.

Tiff: Not good. So in that case, Kirby help you to beat Dedede and Bowser.

Luigi: That's impossible! They are so strong!!!

Mario: Don't-a worry, Luigi. Me and Kirby will beat those guys. Right, Kirby?

Kirby: Poyo! <(^.^)>

Luigi: Man, why is my big brother always so carefree?

Mayor Len: I wonder who is the strongest team. Dedede Team or Kirby Team?

Mr Curio: Who knows. But it's gonna be interesting.

Kawasaki: Wanna some have popcorn?

All: Sure!

Bowser: Those idiots planning their stragety. But what is it about?

Kammy: I don't know. It's just a fact about they're planning to beat you… again…

Bowser: Okay. Time to use Knuckle Sandwiches!

Dedede: Hold a sec! Listen, Bowser. We have to teaming up to defeat Mario and Kirby.

Bowser: Eh?! Hold your horses! Are you trying to defeat Mario before I do?

Escargoon: That's not that. King Dedede says you two have to beat those softhearted heroes!

Kammy: I hate to agree, but the snail has right. If you two beat those guys, then we can maybe combine to the new castle to rule both dimensions.

Bowser: Fine. Whatever.

King Dedede: It's a deal, then.

Bowser: Sure. Let's do this.

Mario: What are you saying, Kirby? Let's-a beat those guys for good.

Kirby: Poyo.

Tiff: Kirby. Just be careful.

Kirby: Poyo.

Bowser: Hey, you two!

King Dedede: Are you sure you're gonna beat us?

Mario: Of course I am.

Kirby: Poyo!

Dedede: But what's matter is you have never fight me before.

Mario: I know. So that's why I have to be careful if I was you.

Dedede: What?

Luigi: Hold it! HOLD IT!!! Listen up, guys! Mario is the most powerful hero in Mushroom Kingdom, but I'm still Nr. 1! Besides I'm still alongside in his adventures! But now, Kirby is fighting alongside my big brother. So don't fooling them around!

Bowser: Hahahaha! What a gold of comedy you have, Green Stache.

Bowser: Come on, you two. It's time to die!

Mario: With pleasure.

Kirby: Poyo.

King Dedede: Now, hold on a sec! Luigi's right. What if he saying is truth? Mario is so strong to beat us.

Bowser: Don't be a fool! I'm the strongest villian in the universe. Nobody make a fool of me before they will taste my wrath.

King Dedede: My hammer is more stronger and harder than steel!

Bowser: You're so unselfish to trust that little green plumber! You fat pengiun!

King Dedede and Bowser: Grrr!

Escargoon: Oh! Majesty!

Kammy: Will they stop goofing around?

Mario: Hey, you guys? Will you focus on us or yourselves?

Kirby: Poyo?

King Dedede: Opps! Sorry, but right now…

Bowser: … we're better stop messing around here.

Escargoon: Yes, sire!

Dedede: Besides, first we are not friendly each others, but now…

Bowser: … we are now the team of evil.

Kammy: Now that's King Bowser I know.

Escargoon: Huh?

Bowser and Dedede: It's time to get serious!

Tiff: It's time.

Tuff: This is gonna be epic!

Mario: Alright. Then it's-a fighting time!

Kirby: Poyo!

Bowser and Dedede: Shut up with Poyo!

Kirby: Grrr!

Mario: Let's-a go!