Mario & Kirby: The Return of King Wart
Dialogue Script Written by: Fredrik Nilsson
Bowser: BLAST IT ALL!!!
Bowser: How could I, the Koopa King, lost to the
spaghetti eating plumber again?! It's unthinkable!
Bowser: If I have a change to crush him like a bug,
I should never lose again, like 100 times!!
Bowser: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!
I'M GOING TO MAKE MARIO PAY!!! I SWEAR IT!!!
Bowser Jr: Chill out, Papa! Let my flames calm down!
Bowser: *PHEW!* Thanks, Jr. But what are you doing here?
Bowser Jr: I have bad news!
Both, Mario Bros and Princess Peach are gone!
Bowser: WHAT?! THIS MUST BE A CONSPIRACY! FIND THEM!!!
Bowser Jr: Wow! Calm down! But okay! I'm on my way!
Kammy: You don't need it, your evilness!
Bowser: Kammy? What do you mean?
Kammy: The pesky plumbers and
the princess are in another dimension.
It's called Dreamland or the planet called itself Popstar.
Bowser: Dreamland? Hahahah!
That's sounds really stupid I've ever heard!
Kammy: Watch me.
Bowser: Wow! It's that a black magic?
Kammy: This magic can take us to another dimension
where Mario Bros and Princess Peach are.
Bowser: Well, then. So what are we waiting for?
Bowser: I guess not. REVENGE TIME, MARIO!!!
Bowser: Son, I will be back soon
soon I defeat Mario Bros and bring the princess here.
Bowser Jr: Be careful
Mario: Wow, Kirby! Slow down!
Mr Moso: Hmmm
I see Kirby running like a car
with a red scarf.
Mayor Len: Hey! It's Kirby. Hello, Kirb
Huh? He's running so fast.
Curio: He's heading to Kawasaki's restaurant.
Chief Borun: I think it's Kirby's lunch.
Wait a minute. Who is that red guy that Kirby hold him?
Curio: Who knows?
Kirby: Kawasaki, poyo!
Kawasaki: Hey, Kirby! Oh. Who's your friend?
Mario: Super Mario! But call me "Mario", please.
Kawasaki: Mario? You're Italian customer, eh?
Well, welcome to my restaurant!
Mario: Wow. Nice. It looks like Japanese restaurant.
It's-a so comfortable.
Kawasaki: Thanks. Oh, Kirby. You came in right time.
Your pizza is finished!
Mario: Pizza?! Sounds-a good to me!
Mario: Pizza Bolognese! It's been a while since I eating it!
Tiff: *Pants* Let
Tiff: Oh. There you are.
Kawasaki: Lady Tiff! Kawasaki's Special Pizza Bolognese is successful!
Tiff: It is?
Kirby: *Munch* Poyo!
DELICIOUS!!! I love it!
Kawasaki: Oh! Thank you! I'm so happy that you love my new pizza!
Mario: No problemo. This pizza have a
high quality taste of bread and 100% super good taste bolognese.
So I think this pizza is
Mario: Kawasaki! You're a excellent cook!
Kawasaki: I can't believe it! Somebody besides Kirby actually
like's my food! It feel likes a dream comes true!
Curio: He love it?
Chief Borun: What is he anyway?
Mayor Len: Is that red boy
Curio: Humans?! I heard about them.
One day ago, Sir Meta Knight told me about
the humans are powerful allies for Star Warriors,
but they died after Asylus' Terra Nova Ray.
All humans are extinct
A young human with god of stars like power
defeat Asylus with his strongest attack Star Fist!!!
Mayor Len: Wow
I wonder why he's here.
Chief Borun: Hmm
I don't know. He maybe came from another dimension.
Mario is a human. Then how did he and Luigi get here?
*Tiff's stomach growls*
Tiff: Oh! I guess I'm hungry too.
Tiff: Oh, look at that pizza.
Tiff: Mmm! It's truly delicious, Kawasaki! I love it.
Kawasaki: Thank you, Lady Tiff!
Tiff: Say, Mario. It's okay I guide you about Cappy Town.
Sounds good, huh?
Mario: Sure. As you wish.
Mario: Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is-a Mario.
And I'm here to visit the Cappy Town and enjoy all the day long!
Mr Curio: He's so kindly man.
Mayor Len: Yes, he is. Well then
Everybody in Cappy Town: Welcome to Cappy Town, Mario!
Mario: Thank you, everybody!
Chief Borun: Nice to meet you, Mario.
Mr Curio: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Mayor Len: It's a honor to meet you, Mr Mario.
Tiff: I hope Luigi and Tuff having a time together somewhere, Kirby.
Spikehead: I wonder if Tuff's back right now.
Iroo: Yeah, we can't continue play soccer without the ball.
Then we maybe play Hide and Seek.
but it's not same without Tuff.
Tuff: Hey, guys!
Spikehead: Hey, Tuff! Thanks for the ball!
Honey: Oh! Who is he, Tuff? Is he a friend of yours.
Tuff: Yeah! His name is Luigi. The younger brother of Super Mario Bros!
The Heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Iroo: Is he?! Wow!
Honey: Is he the legendary hero of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Luigi: Yep! I'm-a the number one, if you ask me!
Luigi: Well, I'm-a still scared and cautious.
But when my brother is trouble, so I have to be brave and saved him.
Spikehead: Wow! What heroic character you are!
Iroo: I have never thought you're better than your brother
Tuff: Luigi tell me anything about
his story about Mario and Luigi rescue
the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom
and defeat Bowser, the King of Koopas.
Spikehead: You don't say
Honey: Tell me about this story. And how did you get the Mushroom Kingdom?
Luigi: Let me see
Luigi: Oh, I know! It all begins when me and
big brother trying to clean the pipe in our
bathroom in Brooklyn, New York City.
Tuff, Spikehead, Honey, Iroo: New York City?
Luigi: That's right. And then pipe drain ourselves
and next we fall to the soft grass.
Luigi: And then Mario saids:
"Hey! Look at hills! The clouds! And the blocks!"
Luigi: I quickly realise it's something I know and tell Mario:
"Big Bro! We're on the Mushroom Kingdom!" Like I said to Mario,
we're on the Mushroom Kingdom!
Tuff, Spikehead, Honey, Iroo: Wow!
Luigi: And then we meet some of the two legged turtles,
so me and Mario jump on the shells and then
Escargoon: Who are those two?
Better report His Majesty about that! This is serious!!!
King Dedede: Idiot! Wart! You're supposed to beat Kirby, not retreat.
Wart: My apology. But it was something disturbed me.
King Dedede: Oh. Are you hungry? No worries.
My Waddle Dees can cook some tasteful food like you want.
Sure. Why not.
Escargoon: Your Majesty!
Dedede: What happened?!
Wart: It's something wrong?
Escargoon: You're not gonna believe it!
But there's two intruders in Dreamland!
Dedede: What?! What are they looks like?
Escargoon: Well one of the humans have green clothes
and the second human have the red clothes.
Dedede: Wait the second! Didn't they hurt the poor commoners?
Escargoon: No, not that! (Man, I hate this
Escargoon:The green boy tell his story to the childrens and
the red man eat Kawasaki's pizza. And he saids: "DELICIOUS!!!"
King Dedede: WHAT?!
Wart: GABEEN! Did you
Escargoon: I said they are
Wart: The green and red humans means the Mario Bros.
King Dedede: Mario Brothers?
Wart: Those idiotic numbskulls defeated me in Subcon Kingdom.
Once the time I'm the king of the Subcon Kingdom to spread the terror.
King Dedede: Oh!
Wart: And now I was defeated by those plumbers, you know Mario Bros,
the princess and the little two legged mushroom!
King Dedede: Are Mario Bros plumbers? And what more
you said the princess?! What's she looks like?
Wart: She's the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom
and I bet she's beautiful!.
King Dedede: YEAH! Another princess filled me of happiness!
Wart: (Heheheh! Fool. Once I get her in my hands,
she will be my queen.)
Escargoon: Wait the second! Who are those Mario Bros anyway?
I mean they have the name, haven't they.
Wart: The green one is Luigi and of course the red one is Mario.
King Dedede: In that case
It's time to smash him like the bug!
Escargoon: Wait! Hold it! You don't know how much stronger they are!
Dedede: Let's go!
Escargoon: Wait, sire! Wait for me!
Wart. Good luck! You'll need it!
King Wart: Hmph! The time has come. I need my more
bodyguards that Mario Bros defeat them.
Customer Service: Welcome back, Triple-D.
Uh? Wart? Was that you who call me?
Wart: I need three of my most strongest powerful bodyguards right away!
Customer Service: Oh. Really? Which one?
Wart: Mouser, Tryclyde and Clawcrip!
Birdos are the weakest bodyguards for me.
Customer Service: As you wish.
Mouser: Yo, Wart! It's been a while.
Clawcrip: You need a claw, will ya? Yes!
Tryclyde #01: Our necks are maybe so long, but perfect useful
to take more damages for our enemies, your highness!
Tryclyde #02: For the justice
Mouser, Clawcrip: Then pull yourselves together, numbskulls!!!
Wart: Silence! Mario Bros are here in Dreamland!
We got to work to do! Pronto!
Mouser, Clawcrip, Tryclyde: YES, SIR!!!
Wart: Heheheh! (Ok, Mario! This is the day I'll be waiting for!
The ruler of two dimensions!)
Bowser: Wow! So this is "Dreamland" you babbling about, Kammy?
But I can just see is hills, trees, the mountains and the village.
The village?! Have Dreamland the village?!
Kammy: Yes. Accourding to this land,
Princess Peach and Mario Bros are somewhere in the village.
Bowser: Heheheh! Perfect! And there's no time to lose!
Revenge on the road! Graaar!!!
Kammy: Wait, you evilness! Don't forget about me!
Tiff: This is Mayor Len. He's the mayor of the Cappy Town.
He lives just outside town with his wife Hana, and their 3 grandkids.
The mayor just loves sheep, and has a large flock of them
and a shepherd who also lives on his property.
Mario: How nice.
Mayor Len: Yeah. But, actually there's one problem.
Sheperd: Hey! Come back!
Mario: What now?
Mayor Len: This sheep is so stubborn, so he's escapes to the wild.
Mario: I fix it.
Sheperd: Do something, Mario!
Mario: No problem.
Mario: As you for you. It's too dangerous to live in the wild,
so you better go back to your herd. Did you want to be eaten by the wolves?
Sheperd: How did you do that?
Mario: Every sheeps have a fear of the wolves,
so I'm trying to suggest him to stay in his herd. It's too simple.
Mayor Len: Thank you, Mr Mario!
Mario: No problemo!
Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!
Tiff: (Wow. Mario is really amazing. He communicate with the sheep?
Looks like we have lots a learn about our relationship with the animals.)
Mario: Tiff. What's next?
Tiff: Oh right!
Tiff: Here's Professor Curio. He's a Cappy Town museum curator, researcher.
Mario: Museum? Awesome! Wish the Toad Town have some one too.
Mr Curio: I'm sure the Toad people built the museum
for the history of Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: Thanks! Opps!
Mr Curio: Yikes! Be careful!
Tiff: Chief Borun is a Police officer of Cappy Town.
Well, he's not just a police officer, but also a traffic director.
Mario: Wow! But in Toad People, there's no police station there.
Chief Borun: Don't worry, Mister Mario. I'm sure one day, they will make a police station to arrest the criminals.
Mario: Thanks. And that one over there is a criminal.
Chief Borun: He's Doron. A ruffian who's trying to escape from jail cell many times.
Mario: Well, you catch him many times back?
Chief Borun: Yeah.
Mario: Wish I can catch him too.
Tiff: I agree with you, Kirby. Hehehe! He's funny. Heheheh!
Luigi: And then I sucked King Boo with Poltergust 3000 and rescued my big brother.
Tuff: Tell me more!
Torkori: This is bad!
Tuff: Torkori? What are you doing here?
Torkori: Well when I taking a nap in beach,
I heard the limo driving over the beach and is heading to Cappy Town.
Tuff: Don't tell me it was King Dedede again.
Luigi: The King?! If there's a king in this dreamland, so that means...
Luigi: He will saved us from the monsters! Come on!
Tuff: Hey! Luigi! Wait! Oh crud...
Tuff: I gotta go! Bye!
Spikehead, Honey and Iroo: See ya later!
Tuff: (Typical... He don't know that Dedede is a terrible ruler.)
Tiff: Here's Mabel. She's a fortune teller.
Mario: A fortune teller? Cool!
Mabel: Welcome, stranger. So I guess your name is Mario, right?
Mario: That's right. So tell me about that monster that attacked Kirby today, what happened if Dedede use that monster so long?
Mabel: That question is kind of long, but sure.
Do you think Mario and Kirby will beat him?
Two of them
will defeat every monsters in their past
the monster is here to kill Mario.
Mario: What? Who?
Mabel: His name is
Bowser: Gwahahaha! Did somebody page the king of Koopas?
Tiff: Aaah! What is that?!
Mario: It's-a Bowser!