Mario & Kirby: The Return of King Wart
Dialogue Script Written by: Fredrik Nilsson
Mario: Oh, man… Where are we?
Luigi: Beat me. But what-a is this place, anyway?
Mario: I don't-a know. But look on the sky.
Luigi: Oh my. It's a thunderstorm. We better take cover from the lightnings.
Mario: Wait-a the minute! There's not-a a thundercloud. It's kind of strange cloud.
Luigi: Hey, bro! I hear some explosion over there!
Mario: Mama mia! Then we better hurry up. If Bowser or another villain attacked the people, then we better protect them. Come on, Luigi! Let's-a go!
Luigi: Hey! Wait for me, big bro Mario! *I hate when that happens…*
Kirby: Poyaaah! Poyah! POYAAAAAHH!!!
Tiff: Look out, Kirby! That thing is starting to attack! Quick! Inhale it!
Wart: I don't think so. Paralyzed Thunder Rush!!!
Kirby: Poyaaaaaah!!! Po… oooyooo…
Tiff: Oh no! Kirby!
Wart: Gwahahaha! You foolish girl. You're defenseless, because your boyfriend is paralyzed by my electric powers. But it won't be long if 30 minutes, he can move again.
Tiff: Ki… Kirby… my boyfriend! HOW RUDE!!!
Tiff: Eh?! What are you? I mean who are you?
Wart: My name is Wart. The King of Subcon Kingdom. And now, I'm back as a new Demon Beast.
Tiff: Wait a minute… Are you the Demon Beast that Dedede downloaded you to defeat Kirby?!
Wart: Oh yeah, that fat penguin downloaded my in Nightmare Enterprises. But for now I will squash you two like the bug.
Mario: Wow. When he get the wings? Is he flying frog or what? Wait! Is that…
Luigi: Big bro! Did you get him?
Tiff: Who… are those guys?
Mario: Luigi. You're not gonna believe it, but… look.
Luigi: Hmmm… what the…
Luigi: The crown… the blue cape… the wings… Ohh… That face seems looks familiar to me…
Luigi: HUH?! Wait-a a second!!! Could be that monster we fight to save the Subcon Kingdom?!
Mario: It's-a Wart.
Luigi: Oaah! It can't be.
Wart: You!!! I remember you!!! Two nosed plumbers who dares to defeat me!!!
Mario: That's-a right. But what are you doing here in… wherever it is?
Wart: It's none of your business, plumber.
Luigi: Look, mister Wart! I don't know who did you came here, but it does not make any sense. Me and my big brother beat you to prevent you to rule over the Subcon Kingdom. But who did send you here to attack the innocent people?
Wart: I'm not gonna tell you, coward.
Luigi: Coward? WHO DARE YOU CALL ME COWARD?!
Mario: Calm down, Luigi. If we beat Wart before, then we can beat him again.
Luigi: OH?! Are you crazy, man?! Gah! Never mind! I attack him first!
Tiff: No! Wait!
Wart: To slow.
Tiff: No, Kirby. You can't. You're still paralyzed. If I can still fight, still I don't like violence, but what I'm going to do?
Wart: Wow. I don't know how I getting so strong… But I like it.
Mario: Wart! Stop it!!!
Wart: Stop right there! Once I finish your little brother, you're next!
Tiff: Stop it! Leave him alone, your big bully!
Tuff: Haaaa! YAAAH!!!
Tuff: I don't think so, you're big frog man!!!
Tuff: Big sis! You're okay.
Tiff: Yeah. But Kirby is paralyzed.
Tuff: Don't worry. I got a medicine from Doctor Yabui.
Tuff: Maybe it would cure Kirby. Here Kirby, the medicine.
Kirby: Poyo… Poyo!
Tiff: Kirby! You're okay!
Tuff: Yes! It worked! Yabui was right. This medicine as Full Restore. It can cure sick people as paralyzed, poisoned, cold, and sleep. Cool, huh?
Tiff: Amazing… Oh, that's right! We got to help the green man with his blue trousers!
Luigi: Oh, man. I thought I was dead.
Mario: Luigi! We have to get out of here!
Wart: You little brat! To attacking with that ball is just conspiring against me! Now you'll pay for your insolence!!! Dark Flame Ball!!!
Mario & Luigi: Aaaaaaaah!!!
Tiff: Oh no!!!
Wart: Hmph! You're healed, huh? Next time, I kill you where you stand.
Tuff: He's gone.
Tuff: Big sis, is he…?
Tiff: Yeah. Dedede buy another Demon Beast again.
Tuff: Man, when he'll ever learn?
Tiff: Anyway. We have to find those two in the canyon.
Mario: Oh, man. That-a guy is very strong. Ow. My arm. Just ignore the pain.
Luigi: Mmm… My head… *GASP!*
Tuff: Over there!
Mario: Luigi. Please. Not so load.
Luigi: Iiih! Where are we?!
Tiff: Don't move!!! We're coming to save you!
Luigi: Hurry up! I'm too young to die!
Mario: Luigi. Just calm down.
Mario: Wooah! AAAAAAH!!!!!
Tiff: Ok! Kabu, send the Warp Star!!!
Kabu: Warp star!
Mario: Aaaah!!! Uff!
Mario: Phew. Thanks for saving my life, kids.
Luigi: Hello! Don't forget about me!!!
Tuff: This is the Cappy Town. The village of the Cappies.
Mario: Wow… That's so cool.
Luigi: This is amazing. *I wish Princess Daisy will see this!*
Tiff: Oh. How rude of me, stranger. We forgot to introduce ourselves.
Mario: Oh, yeah. It's because that giant frog creature attacked you in the first place.
Tiff: I'm the daughter of Sir Ebrum, Tiffany "Fumu" Ebrum. Just call me Tiff.
Mario: It's-a nice to meet you, Tiff.
Luigi: Kind of cute name. I like it.
Tuff: I'm her little brother, Tuff.
Luigi: Cool! I like that name.
Tuff: You think?
Luigi: Yeah. The perfect, splendid and fitting name for the greatest hero of the universe. Can I get your autograph?
Tuff: Heheh… Sorry… But I'm just a little young boy.
Luigi: Mama mia…
Luigi: Uh? And he's…
Tiff: Oh. And here's the pink boy like none other than Star Warrior.
He's name is Kirby.
Luigi: Well, I bet he's cute. Don't you think, big bro?
Mario: Well… yeah.
Tiff: By the way, what's your name?
Mario: Oh. Time to introduce ourselves, little bro!
Luigi: Got it, big bro!
Mario: Introducing us…
Luigi: The heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom!
Mario & Luigi: And two of us are… Super Mario Bros!!!
Tiff: Super Mario Bros…? Incredible…
Mario: Oh, geez. I'm hungry.
Luigi: How come if you're hungry in this situation?
Mario: But we can't fight with our empty stomachs.
Kirby: POIAAAAH! YIEEAAAOWW!!!
Mario: Woah! Hey, Kirby! Slow down! Wait!
Luigi: Hey! Where are you guys going?! COME BAAAACK!!!
Tiff: Oh no! I totally forgot! Kirby and I should eat the lunch at Kawasaki's restaurant!
Tiff: Hold up! Wait for me you two!
Luigi: Wait!!! Mama Mia…
Tuff: Say, Luigi. Can you tell us the stories about you and your brother's adventures? Please?
Luigi: Really? Sure. It's a long story… but I promise it's going to be great.